I'm inspired to write a song called "When I'm in Waikiki..."

Full song title: "When I'm in Waikiki, I imagine that this would be like what Vegas would be like with finding strange and unexpected sights around any street corner, with the huge number of tourists, with the blazing sun overhead, with its huge range of eating options, with its high-end retailers, and with its over-the-top attractions."

Yes, this is SPAM sushi!